Furious Koch Brothers Sell Paul Ryan on eBay
..WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a fit of pique, David and Charles Koch have unceremoniously listed House Speaker Paul Ryan for sale on the auction site eBay. The Kochs, who reportedly had purchased Ryan for a sum estimated in the tens of millions..
The New Yorker (satire). Apr 11, 2018 15:29 UTC